danbutt:

"would you suck a dick fo-" yes

(via neatpotatoes)

2014 in a nutshell:

dorfs:

dorfs:

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I made a playlist for this:

  • Love Is A Battlefield - Pat Benatar
  • Mambo No. 5 - Lou Bega
  • Daddy Cool - Boney M.

Spotify link here

(via literallyhillary)

  • Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
  • Audience: *cheers*
  • Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!

i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry

(Source: bl-ossomed, via seedy)

grandthefthauntumn:

youqtee:

grandthefthauntumn:

i didnt choose the thug life my mom picked it out for me

it was on sale

thanks mom

(Source: shewillbelubed, via sun-sex-and-suspicious-satanists)

certan:

deleting my school to focus on tumblr

(via fake-mermaid)

kingorb:

*starts a group sext*

(via seedy)

dicksplit:

In the club like

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(via jackballs)

tehhufflepuffcompanion:

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

(via seedy)

evaot:

when ur tryin to tell a story but people talk over you

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(Source: titangelion, via fake-mermaid)