mewtoot:

if i go to hell i’m gonna torture everyone by continuously asking if it’s hot in here or if it’s just me

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Anonymous:
My boyfriend had a total scene phase and he said rawr every time he came and oh god it was bad but he was so hot that I tried to overlook it

scenebeanproblems:

he said rawr as he bust a nut

habituallydestructive:

*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*

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actionables:

SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL

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deucebowl:

a fancy asian restaurant called “Suit and Thai”

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