witchpop:

*announces my pregnancy at your funeral to shift the attention around to me*

(Source: yoncevevo, via fake-mermaid)

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

(via fake-mermaid)

sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

(via fake-mermaid)

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

(via seedy)

samclafs:

the level of fierceness in this one gif is overwhelming 

(Source: margaerystyrells, via fake-mermaid)

brianmalik:

if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away 

(via fake-mermaid)

why do people even talk to me literally all i reply with is omg

(via seedy)

juanty7:

Lorde - Yellow Flicker Beat. (The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1)

(via fake-dildo)